Jon
New Member
We have handicapped parking places in front of a skating rink.
We can get a pizza to our house faster than we can get an ambulance.
Drug stores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store for prescriptions, but healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
People order double cheese burgers, large fries and a DIET coke.
Banks leave all doors open then chain the pens to the counters.
We leave cars worth thousands in our driveways and fill our garages up with junk.
We use answering machines to screen out calls and then call waiting so we won't miss any.
We have drive-up ATM instructions in Braille lettering.
Our elected officials practice politics, a word using the Latin "poli" which means "many" and "tics" which means bloodsucking creatures.
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Beep beep, the OPC Roadrunner coming through.
Jon Fleischer
Oasis Pressure Cleaning
(909) 792-2247
Fax (909) 792-5633
[This message has been edited by Jon (edited December 07, 2000).]
We can get a pizza to our house faster than we can get an ambulance.
Drug stores make sick people walk all the way to the back of the store for prescriptions, but healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
People order double cheese burgers, large fries and a DIET coke.
Banks leave all doors open then chain the pens to the counters.
We leave cars worth thousands in our driveways and fill our garages up with junk.
We use answering machines to screen out calls and then call waiting so we won't miss any.
We have drive-up ATM instructions in Braille lettering.
Our elected officials practice politics, a word using the Latin "poli" which means "many" and "tics" which means bloodsucking creatures.
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Beep beep, the OPC Roadrunner coming through.
Jon Fleischer
Oasis Pressure Cleaning
(909) 792-2247
Fax (909) 792-5633
[This message has been edited by Jon (edited December 07, 2000).]