<FONT COLOR="e87400"><center>The Plan
In the beginning was the Plan
And then came the assumptions
And the assumptions were without form
And the plan was without substance
And the darkness was upon the face of the Workers
And they spoke amongst themselves, saying
"It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh"
And the Workers went to their supervisors and sayeth
"It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof!"
And the Supervisors went unto their managers and sayeth unto them,
"It is a container of excrement and it is very strong,
such that none abide it."
And the managers went unto their Directors and sayeth
"It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide it's strength"
And the directors spoke amongst themselves, saying to one another,
"It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong"
And the directors went unto the Vice Presidents and sayeth unto them,
"It promotes growth and is very strong"
And the Vice Presidents went unto the President and sayeth unto him,
"This new plan will actively promote growth and efficiency
of this Company, in these areas in particular"
And the President looked upon the plan,
And saw it was good,
Thus the plan became Policy.
This is how shit happens!!
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<FONT COLOR="orange">This Busienss is Great
Hydro-Emulsification Surface Preparation Specialist </FONT c>
In the beginning was the Plan
And then came the assumptions
And the assumptions were without form
And the plan was without substance
And the darkness was upon the face of the Workers
And they spoke amongst themselves, saying
"It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh"
And the Workers went to their supervisors and sayeth
"It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof!"
And the Supervisors went unto their managers and sayeth unto them,
"It is a container of excrement and it is very strong,
such that none abide it."
And the managers went unto their Directors and sayeth
"It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide it's strength"
And the directors spoke amongst themselves, saying to one another,
"It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong"
And the directors went unto the Vice Presidents and sayeth unto them,
"It promotes growth and is very strong"
And the Vice Presidents went unto the President and sayeth unto him,
"This new plan will actively promote growth and efficiency
of this Company, in these areas in particular"
And the President looked upon the plan,
And saw it was good,
Thus the plan became Policy.
This is how shit happens!!
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<FONT COLOR="orange">This Busienss is Great
Hydro-Emulsification Surface Preparation Specialist </FONT c>
