The Ventriloquist

Jon

New Member
"The Ventriloquist"

A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch. He figures he'll have a little fun...

Cowboy: "Hey, that's a fine dog. Mind if I talk to him?"
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' alright."

Indian: (look of extreme shock!)

Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (pointing at Indian)
Dog: "Yep"
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good; walks me twice a day, feeds me good food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Indian: (look of disbelief!)

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian: "Horse no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool."

Indian: (look of extreme shock!)

Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (pointing at Indian)
Horse: "Yep"
Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me inside to protect me from the elements."

Indian: (total look of amazement!)

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Indian: "Sheep Crazy - Big-Time Liar!"



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Jon Fleischer
Oasis Pressure Cleaning
(909) 792-2247
Fax (909) 792-5633
 

Shrido

New Member
hey all.....whats the 3 biggest lies of a cowboy?

1. I own this truck.

2. I won this belt buckle.

3. Honestly I was only helpin that sheep threw the fence.

hehehe iI can really get some goin out here with that one lol
till then enjoy John

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Dan S

New Member
yeah you got me ...it didnt make since.....

good one JON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ISN'T LIFE GREAT WHEN YOU HAVE THE LORD !!!!!!
 

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