Jokes :)

Dave Olson

New Member
The Excuse

A 55-year-old man bought a new BMW, and while out driving
around one day, began to feel the awesome power and speed
of the car. Before he realized it, he was doing 90 mph
and lights begin to flash in his rear view mirror.

The man floored it, thinking the cop would never keep up.
Soon he was doing 150 mph. Just then he realized that the
cop could easily call for back up and block the road ahead,
so he decided to pull over.

As you can imagine, the cop was fuming. He told the man,
"Look, it's Friday and I'm at the end of my shift. If you
can give me a good excuse that I've never heard before, I'll
let you go."

The man thought for a moment and responded to the cop.
"O.K. Look. A couple of weeks ago, my wife ran off with
a police officer, and when I saw the lights, I thought it
was him trying to return her."


Where's My Rolex???!!!!!

A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car
came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.
When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was complaining
bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW. "Officer, look
what they've done to my Beeeemer!!!", he whined.

"You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!"
retorted the officer, "You're so worried about your stupid BMW,
that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"

"Oh my gaaad....", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the bloody
left shoulder where his arm once was, "Where's my Rolex???!!!!!"


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