Michigan (a.ka. God's Country)

Bridget

New Member
Official Michigan Temperature Conversion Chart

60 above
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Michigan plant gardens.

50 above
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Michigan sunbathe.

40 above
Italian & English cars won't start.
People in Michigan drive with the windows down.

32 above
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Superior's water gets thicker.

20 above
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and
woolly hats.
People in Michigan throw on a flannel shirt

15 above
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Michigan have the last cookout before it
gets cold.

0
People in Miami all die...
Michiganders lick the flagpole.

20 below
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Michigan get out their winter coats.

40 below
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Michigan are selling cookies
door to door.

60 below
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Michigan Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival"
classes until it gets cold enough.

80 below
Mt. St. Helens freezes.
People in Michigan rent some videos.

100 below
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Michigan complain about farmers with cold
hands.

267 below
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the
Kelvin scale).
People in Michigan start saying, "Cold 'nuff for
ya?"

500 below
Hell freezes over.
The Lions win the Super Bowl!!!

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Ethan

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Hee hee hee, Pretty good Bridget.

I like a lady witha sense of humor. Tell Dave I said hello.

Ethan


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Bridget

New Member
Oh Ethan...

Warms a girls heart to see you with the giggles.

Your Midwest redhead
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