dirtchaser
New Member
Thought you might enjoy this-----
Garden Tips
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but
couldn't seem
to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while
taking a stroll,
she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the
most beautiful
garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked
the gentle-
man, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so
red?" The gentle-
man responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in
front of my
tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes
turn red
from blushing so much." Well, the woman was so
impressed, she
decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato
garden to
see if it would work. So twice a day for two
weeks she exposed
herself to her garden hoping for the best. One
day the gen-
tleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By
the way, how
did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
"No" she replied,
"but my cucumbers are enormous.".
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Garden Tips
A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but
couldn't seem
to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day while
taking a stroll,
she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the
most beautiful
garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked
the gentle-
man, "What do you do to get your tomatoes so
red?" The gentle-
man responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in
front of my
tomato garden and expose myself, and my tomatoes
turn red
from blushing so much." Well, the woman was so
impressed, she
decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato
garden to
see if it would work. So twice a day for two
weeks she exposed
herself to her garden hoping for the best. One
day the gen-
tleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By
the way, how
did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"
"No" she replied,
"but my cucumbers are enormous.".
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[bold] "Keeping Your Business Clean is Our Business"[bold]