<font color=e87400>This fellow just sits down to watch the game when his wife says, "I need you to mail this letter for me right away. Go straight to the Post Office and straight back. You got it?"
So buddy is out the door. He figures if he drives fast he can stop for a quick beer and still do the Post Office thing. He enters the bar and hollers at the bartender, "give me a beer quick." As he sits down the beer arrives and he guzzles it back.
When he looks up and puts his glass down there's another beer on the table. He says, "sorry I didn't order that".
The bartenders says, "no, she did" and points to a hot, large breasted blonde at the bar.
So buddy says, "well I gotta return the favour, and sends a beer over to her." She joins him and they drink 'til the bar shuts down and he offers her a ride.
When they get to her place she says, "you may as well come up for a night-cap." When they get to her room she gives him the old, "let me slip into something more comfortable."
When she arrives she's looking real hot and one thing leads to another and they hit the sack and get busy. When he wakes up it's 6am. He looks at her and asks if she has any chalk. She says sure her roommate is a teacher. So he rubs this chalk all over his hands and heads home. As he rounds the last corner he sees all the lights on in the house and knows he's deep in it.
His wife meets him at the door and says, "straight to the Post Office and straight home, you couldn't get that right?"
He explains that he stopped for a quick beer and this gorgeous blonde bought him one so he was a gentleman and bought her one. One thing lead to another and they ended up spending the night together.
She says, "yeah right, let me see your hands." She looks at the chalk covered hands and says, "you son of a bitch just as I thought, you've been out shootin' pool with the boys all night again haven't you?"
So buddy is out the door. He figures if he drives fast he can stop for a quick beer and still do the Post Office thing. He enters the bar and hollers at the bartender, "give me a beer quick." As he sits down the beer arrives and he guzzles it back.
When he looks up and puts his glass down there's another beer on the table. He says, "sorry I didn't order that".
The bartenders says, "no, she did" and points to a hot, large breasted blonde at the bar.
So buddy says, "well I gotta return the favour, and sends a beer over to her." She joins him and they drink 'til the bar shuts down and he offers her a ride.
When they get to her place she says, "you may as well come up for a night-cap." When they get to her room she gives him the old, "let me slip into something more comfortable."
When she arrives she's looking real hot and one thing leads to another and they hit the sack and get busy. When he wakes up it's 6am. He looks at her and asks if she has any chalk. She says sure her roommate is a teacher. So he rubs this chalk all over his hands and heads home. As he rounds the last corner he sees all the lights on in the house and knows he's deep in it.
His wife meets him at the door and says, "straight to the Post Office and straight home, you couldn't get that right?"
He explains that he stopped for a quick beer and this gorgeous blonde bought him one so he was a gentleman and bought her one. One thing lead to another and they ended up spending the night together.
She says, "yeah right, let me see your hands." She looks at the chalk covered hands and says, "you son of a bitch just as I thought, you've been out shootin' pool with the boys all night again haven't you?"
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