New Virus Alert!

Mark

Moderator / Sponsor
I just received this "Virus Alert" and thought I should pass it on:

If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes, " delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not
open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase
everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks
within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your
credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on
your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt
to play. It will program your phone auto dial to call only 1-800 numbers.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting
company. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.
If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will
leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously
close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from
your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your Skim milk with whole
milk.

******* WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. *******
 

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