Wife at the Hardware Store

grasshawg

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Earl is finally fixing that loose door to the bathroom. He sends his wife, Louann to the hardware store for a new hinge.

At the hardware store, Louann is waiting for the manager, Will, to finish helping another customer. She notices a beautiful teapot on the topshelf.

When Will gets to her, she asks him, "How much is that lovely teapot?"
"$100.00 for the teapot", replies Will.

"Wow, that is expensive", says Louann. She proceeds to describe the hinge that Earl needs for fixing the door. Will adjourns to the back of the store to find the hinge.

He yells from the back, "Louann, do you want a screw for that hinge?"

"No", she says, "but I will for the teapot."
 

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