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Glenn
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A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report he husband was missing. The policeman asked for a description. She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes and dark wavy hair, athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft spoken, and good to my children. "The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and mean to your children." The wife replied, "Yeah, but who wants HIM back?