Recent content by Oldtimer

Heaven or Hell! While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator (that may be redundant) was hit by a bus and died. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to heaven," says St.. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom...

GARFIELD ON THE OIL CRISIS YOU GOTTA LOVE GARFIELD 'S EXPLANATION -- TOO CUTE & ALSO TOO TRUE!!! A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We...

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today. But...

"Life is what you make it. Always has been, always will be. " — Eleanor Roosevelt

Inner Peace: The real truth! If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, If you can...

Hey Gator I was first ;) I agree it is a refreshing new look, and it is easy to find your way around.:)

Did I win the first to post on the New Board award? What is the award?

Happy New Year!

This should give the younger generation something to think about! :)

WHY I AM DEPRESSED Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your...

Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right,FEMALE hormones! Last month, April 2009, Sydney University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption...

Why we are in this mess Gubmint How Gubmint Works Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said, "Someone may steal from it at night." So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Congress said, "How...

Bing search shows: is recession over - Bing :confused:

What do you think of the stimulus plan? :confused: Something worth thinking about: <embed src="http://blip.tv/play/gdR87oVpjuE5" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="390" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed> P.S. Mutiple choice is ok on poll.

For those of us who like to keep the computer screen clean. Here is the solution! Computer Screen Cleaner[spin]