This blonde goes into a bank in New York City.
She goes up to the loan desk and sayes,
"I would like to get a loan for $5000."
The loan officer sayes,
"Mam do you have any collateral?"
The Blonde sayes,
"How about my Rolls Royce parked in front of the bank?"
He goes out and takes a look.
"That will do fine"
He gets a clerk to drive the car into the underground parking garage, and gives her the $5000.
She goes to Europe for two weeks and comes back to the bank to pick up her car. She pays the $5000 plus $14 interest for the two weeks.
The loan officer sayes, "Mam we did a credit check on you while you were gone and we found out that you are a Multi Millionare. Why on earth would you need to get a loan for $5000?"
She looks at him and smiles real big.
"Where else in New York City can you park a Rolls Royce
in a Secured facility, for two weeks, for only $14."
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[This message has been edited by Hot Water Wizard (edited October 01, 2000).]