BULL!!!

dirtchaser

New Member
1. My Fellow Citizens
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While strolling down a country road recently, I discovered an ordinary
cow pasture. There was the usual fence, but with a sign attached that
warned: "Beware of the Bull."

Now, I never doubt warning signs, but - well, it offered a short-cut to
my destination. I very carefully scanned the pasture in all directions,
but no bull did I see. Anyway, this bull may not really be all that
bad.

I was half way across the pasture when I spotted the bull. I had never
seen a bigger or uglier bull in all my life. And this one had long
sharp horns; and he was coming straight at me. My one stroke of good
luck was that, apparently he was unaware of my presence in his pasture.

I looked fast and hard for an escape, or at least a sturdy, tall tree
that I could climb. To my dismay, no tree of that description was to be
seen. However, there were some bushes. One appeared to be large
enough to hide behind.

I had to decide quickly to get behind that bush, before that big, ugly
bull would see me. What was I to do?

I got behind the Bush, rather than get Gored; and I'm alive to tell you
about it. Save your life, and get behind Bush.

*This joke is in no way reflecting who I think should be in office*
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Mike Taylor

New Member
well that was a pretty GOREy story.........LMAO
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Always Under Pressure Inc Mike Taylor Pompano Beach Fla USA
 

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