Dress As An IRS Agent For Halloween

Jon

New Member
#1
The door bell rings, and a man answers it. Here stands this plain but well dressed kid, saying, "Trick or Treat!"

The man asks the kids what he's dressed up like for Halloween.

The kid says, "I'm an IRS agent."

Then he takes 28% of the man's candy, leaves, and doesn't say Thank You.



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David Saulque

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#4
It's funny but the facts are wrong-he keeps 50% then he start to manage the house until you die. The he takes another 50%.

David


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#5
So there is no confusion --- big diference between washerman and WASHMAN!! No relation whatsoever. We just got out of the doghouse and it's cold and dirty in there.

P.S. Yes Dave we are Packer fans come hell or high water we are fans. Also it must be nice to finally be able to watch your Raiders on T.V. HA HA HA
Thanks, John & Pat alias WASHMAN

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David Saulque

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#6
Thanks for pointing out the obvious-sorry, Mr. Washman. I still don't like the Packers-take care.

David

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[This message has been edited by David Saulque (edited October 31, 2000).]
 

Larry L.

PWN TEAM - Moderator Emeritus
#7
Hey Jon


Does he make it want a dip of snuff
.

Do you know why ducks have flat feet?


(a)Stomping out forest fires.


Do you know why elephants have flat feet?


(a)Stomping out burnt ducks.


Do ya know how to clean a turtle?


(a)Raise his trail and gave him a good wipe.

Yel me no they ant funny w.m. but they clean............C-y

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Jon

New Member
#8
Dang it Bigboy,

U is too much


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Larry L.

PWN TEAM - Moderator Emeritus
#9
3 women where to cross though the big gate but had to do one sin before they could get though.The mother told them to go do one sin and come back.Will the next day they came back and one was laughing.The mother looked at (1)and said did you do a sin,yes mother I stoled some candy from a bady,,ok go get a drink of the holy water and your sin will be forgiven.#3 was even laughing harder by now.The mother looked at #2 and said did you do a sin,yes mother I stole an apple,ok go get a drink of the holy water and ya sin will be forgiven,by this time #3 was just a laughing and a laughing,The mother looked at her and said did you do a sin,yes mother trying to hold her laughing down and said I P'd in the holy water.............C-ya

I was at a farm most of the day tuesday and the one I'm going to this morn. will take more then 3 days to do.I thought for awhile there I was getting out of the buss,don't know why I thought it but it seems even easier now then before.Guess I was at the top of the ladder and fall off for awhile,hehe.Will I have to get ready its coming daylight.............C-ya

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Hotwaterwizard

Guest
#10
If you figure the taxes right, everyone works for the government until may of every year. This is true. Figure it from income tax, social security, state tax, and sales tax and it may be more than that.

Also a year has 13 months in it.
A week has 7 days
A month has 4 weeks
A year is suppose to have 12 months.
Do the math.
7x4=28
28x12=336
a year has 365 days
365-336=29
there is the free month that the millitary gives away as leave to all of their inlisted personel.

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