A man walks into a bar. He sees a good-looking, smartly dressed woman
sitting on the bar stool.
He walks up behind her and says, "Hi there, how's it going?"
Having already had a few drinks, she turns around,
faces him, looks him straight in the eyes and says,
"Listen! I'll screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place,
it doesn't matter."
He says, "No kidding, I'm a lawyer too! What firm are you with?

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