A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. she asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but don't want to offend you," She answers , " My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive. "
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, " Well, lets see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic. "
The cab driver excitedly says, " Yes I am single and I'm Catholic too! "
" OK, " the nun says. " Pull into the next alley."
He does, and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
" my dear child, " says the nun, " Why are you crying? "
" Forgive me , sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish. "
The nun says, " that's OK, My name is Dave and I'm on my way to a Halloween party. "
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, " Well, lets see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic. "
The cab driver excitedly says, " Yes I am single and I'm Catholic too! "
" OK, " the nun says. " Pull into the next alley."
He does, and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
" my dear child, " says the nun, " Why are you crying? "
" Forgive me , sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish. "
The nun says, " that's OK, My name is Dave and I'm on my way to a Halloween party. "
