Just a short primer.
20. JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck."
19. BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
18. MUNTS - noun. A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck,
and I aint herd from him in munts."
17. RANCH - noun. A tool.
Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup
truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."
16. ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in
my pickup truck."
15. DAYUM - A cuss word Rhett Butler used in "Gone With the Wind."
Usage: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a dayum."
14. IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See "Auburn Alumni."
Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!"
13. BAHS - noun. A supervisor.
Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git
back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!"
12. BAWL - What water does at 212 degrees Fahrenheit.
Usage: "That gal cain't even bawl water without burnin' it."
11. TIRE - noun. A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willing and the creeks don't rise, I sure do hope to
see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."
10. TARRED - adverb. Exhausted.
Usage: "I just flew in from Et-lanna, and boy my arms are tarred."
9. OVAIR - In that direction.
Usage: "Where's yo paw, son?" "He's ovair, suh."
8. FARN - adjective. Not local.
Usage: "I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some
farn country."
7. EAR - noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA).
Usage: "He can't breathe ... give 'em some ear!"
6. JU-HERE - a question.
Usage: "Juhere that former Dallas Cowboys' coach Jimmy
Johnson recently toured the University of Alabama?"
5. MUCHABLIGE - Thank you.
Usage: "Muchablige for the lift, mister."
4. IDINIT - Term employed by genteel Southerners to avoid saying Ain't.
Usage: "Mighty hot today, idinit?"
3. SEED - Seen, past tense.
Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City."
2. VIEW - Have You?
Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ... view?"
1. HEAVY DEW - phrase. A request for action.
Usage: "Kin I heavy dew me a favor?"
20. JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck."
19. BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
18. MUNTS - noun. A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck,
and I aint herd from him in munts."
17. RANCH - noun. A tool.
Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup
truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."
16. ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in
my pickup truck."
15. DAYUM - A cuss word Rhett Butler used in "Gone With the Wind."
Usage: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a dayum."
14. IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See "Auburn Alumni."
Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!"
13. BAHS - noun. A supervisor.
Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git
back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!"
12. BAWL - What water does at 212 degrees Fahrenheit.
Usage: "That gal cain't even bawl water without burnin' it."
11. TIRE - noun. A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willing and the creeks don't rise, I sure do hope to
see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."
10. TARRED - adverb. Exhausted.
Usage: "I just flew in from Et-lanna, and boy my arms are tarred."
9. OVAIR - In that direction.
Usage: "Where's yo paw, son?" "He's ovair, suh."
8. FARN - adjective. Not local.
Usage: "I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some
farn country."
7. EAR - noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA).
Usage: "He can't breathe ... give 'em some ear!"
6. JU-HERE - a question.
Usage: "Juhere that former Dallas Cowboys' coach Jimmy
Johnson recently toured the University of Alabama?"
5. MUCHABLIGE - Thank you.
Usage: "Muchablige for the lift, mister."
4. IDINIT - Term employed by genteel Southerners to avoid saying Ain't.
Usage: "Mighty hot today, idinit?"
3. SEED - Seen, past tense.
Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City."
2. VIEW - Have You?
Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ... view?"
1. HEAVY DEW - phrase. A request for action.
Usage: "Kin I heavy dew me a favor?"