Jon
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There was a young lady of Rheims
Who amazingly pissed in four streams.
A friend poked around
And a coat button found
Wedged tightly in one of her seams.
There was an old girl of Kilkenny
Whose usual charge was a penny.
For half of that sum
You could finger her bum
Said a dainty young whore named Miss Meggs,
"The men like to spread my two legs,
Then slip in between,
If you know what I mean,
And leave me the white of their eggs."
There once was a man from Racine
Who'd invented a fucking machine.
Concave or convex,
It fit either sex,
But boy, what a bitch to keep clean.
Who amazingly pissed in four streams.
A friend poked around
And a coat button found
Wedged tightly in one of her seams.
There was an old girl of Kilkenny
Whose usual charge was a penny.
For half of that sum
You could finger her bum
Said a dainty young whore named Miss Meggs,
"The men like to spread my two legs,
Then slip in between,
If you know what I mean,
And leave me the white of their eggs."
There once was a man from Racine
Who'd invented a fucking machine.
Concave or convex,
It fit either sex,
But boy, what a bitch to keep clean.