Old Rooster

Jon

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A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster to
copulate with his chickens. The farmer puts the rooster straight in
the pen so he can get down to business. The young rooster walks over to
the old rooster and says "OK, old fellow, time to retire,"

The old rooster says, "you can't handle all these chickens... look
at what it did to me!"

The young rooster replies, "Now, don't give me a hassle about this.
Time for the old to step aside and the young to take over, so take a
hike."

The old rooster says, "Aw, c'mon.....just let me have the two old
hens over in the corner. I won't bother you."

The young rooster says, "Scram! Beat it! You're washed up! I'm
taking over!"

So, the old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to the young
rooster, "I'll tell you what, young fellow, I'll have a race with
you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins the race gets domain of the
chicken coop. And if I'm so feeble, why not give me a little head start?"

The young rooster says, "Sure, why not, you know I'll still beat you."

They line up in back of the farmhouse, get a chicken to cluck "Go!"
and the old rooster takes off running.

About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him.

They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster is only
about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.

The farmer, sitting on the porch, looks up, sees what's going on,
grabs his shotgun and...BOOM!

He shoots the young rooster dead.
 

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