Mark
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A Colorado State Trooper pulled a car over, on I-25, 2 miles South of Denver. When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler, and he was on his way to Colorado Springs and didn't want to be late. The Trooper told the driver that he was fascinated by the juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him he wouldn't give him a ticket.
The driver told the Trooper he had sent all his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of the patrol car and asked if he could juggle them. The Juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got the three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.
While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car, a drunk got out and watched the performance briefly. He then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, "You might as well take me to jail, cause there's no way I can pass that test".
The driver told the Trooper he had sent all his equipment ahead and didn't have anything to juggle. The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of the patrol car and asked if he could juggle them. The Juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got the three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.
While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car, a drunk got out and watched the performance briefly. He then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in. The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, "You might as well take me to jail, cause there's no way I can pass that test".