VF7qde

[dirtchaser]

joke

In a survey, 80 percent of women thought their ass was
too fat, 15 percent said their ass was too thin and the
other five per cent said they didn't care - they would have
married him anyway!!"

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It was the first day of school and a new student named
Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the
fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American
history. Who said, "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had
his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775." he said.

"Very good! Who said government of the people, by the
people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"? Again,
no response except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863,"
said Suzuki.

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be
ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more
about its history than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "F--k the Japanese."

"Who said that?" she demanded.

Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."

The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime
Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"

Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit
if you ever say anything else I will have you killed."

Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to
Chandra Levy 2001."


The teacher fainted...

 

[Glenn]

That was good and with a lot of truth to it!
Glenn

 

[Dan S]

should'nt this be in the joke section??
after all is'nt that why we have it so we dont have to read this crap...??
I did'nt even read it but just scrolling down and seeing those words... !
somebody move this where it belongs ........ in the gutter........

I really dont care what you think of me. so you can say what you want. I dont think this belongs in this section put your post where they belong ... Thanks

 

[dirtchaser]

joke

Sorry didnt mean to offend any,>>> Dan S. I thought it was funny and got a laugh out of it. Even the bible, " says laughter is good for the soul". So i had a merry heart.... even if I posted in wrong forum again i apologize for not putting it where it was suppose to be......do not post that often.....but enjoy the board!

 

[Dan S]

I just sent a fellow an e-mail and explained my self . now i will do it again so you may understand where im at..

last night I was we had company it was a bunch of folks from our church and I decided to show them the board. when we clicked on vf7qde.. we had no-idea it was what it was so we scrolled down and saw the words "suck ... f**k" and whatever else. we didnt read it but we saw enough.......... so i made a post while they were there to suggest on moving it........

yes the BIBLE says laughter but tell me this if JESUS was standing beside you would you of told him that joke?


Im not going to preach at you or anybody else UNLESS you really want it..... im not perfect and never pretend to be.......

so hopefully now you understand why I made a fuss........

ask your self this question What Would Jesus Do? W.W.J.D

 

[HarQuin]

DAN S

THE FATHER OF A FRIEND OF MINE, AN OLE COWBOY OF 80 PLUS YRS NOW TOLD ME A STORY OVER A DECADE AGO OF A LOCAL MAN WHO DID NOT GO TO CHURCH. WHEN EVER YOU TALKED TO HIM TO WAS ALWAYS GD THIS AND THAT.
WHEN THE MAN WAS ON HIS DEATH BED NOBODY IN THE CHURCH WISHED TO BE WITH HIM IN HIS FINAL HOURS. IT WAS SAID THAT HE WAS THE DEVIL HIMSELF.
MY FRIENDS FATHER WENT. I WAS TOLD BY HIM THAT WHEN HE ENTERED THE ROOM HE HAD NEVER BEFORE FELT THE PRESENCE OF GOD AS STRONG AS HE DID WHEN THAT MAN DIED.

MY FRIENDS FATHER IS ONE OF FEW PEOPLE THAT I HAVE TOTAL RESPECT AND ADMIRATION FOR. HE IS A RELIGIOUS, HONEST AND UNJUDGMENTAL PERSON.

EVERY ONE CAN MAKE A MISTAKE, INCLUDING YOU AND I.
IF THATS THE WORSE YOU HAVE READ, SEEN OR HEARD THAN I THINK YOU ARE FORTUNATE.

HARLYN

 

[Dan S]

Im not going to argue about this I said what was on my mind and respect that you did as well... But I will still stand my ground and say that is'nt appropriate here.
You cant have one foot in the church and one in the world.

Yes I am fortunate.
and since I guess Im the only one who thinks that this is bad then I guess shame on me...... Life goes on ...... and I rest my case..........

 

[dirtchaser]

WWJD

ask your self this question What Would Jesus Do? W.W.J.D



Not to extend this out indefinitely, but had to answer. Records indicate," he would forgive and move on." Maybe we can do the same here?

 

[Dan S]

My intent was 'nt to drag this out... If it appears that way then Im sorry... I was just replying to Harlyn"s post..........I agree lets move on. there is no since in dragging it out any farther...... it was moved to the proper area and that is that .....
have a great day/night Dirtchaser.... I hope our puter friendship is'nt ruined b/c of of this......