dirtchaser
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joke
In a survey, 80 percent of women thought their ass was
too fat, 15 percent said their ass was too thin and the
other five per cent said they didn't care - they would have
married him anyway!!"
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It was the first day of school and a new student named
Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the
fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American
history. Who said, "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had
his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775." he said.
"Very good! Who said government of the people, by the
people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"? Again,
no response except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863,"
said Suzuki.
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be
ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more
about its history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "F--k the Japanese."
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime
Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit
if you ever say anything else I will have you killed."
Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to
Chandra Levy 2001."
The teacher fainted...
In a survey, 80 percent of women thought their ass was
too fat, 15 percent said their ass was too thin and the
other five per cent said they didn't care - they would have
married him anyway!!"
____________________________________________________
It was the first day of school and a new student named
Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the
fourth grade.
The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American
history. Who said, "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had
his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775." he said.
"Very good! Who said government of the people, by the
people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'"? Again,
no response except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863,"
said Suzuki.
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be
ashamed. Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more
about its history than you do."
She heard a loud whisper: "F--k the Japanese."
"Who said that?" she demanded.
Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."
At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke."
The teacher glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"
Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime
Minister, 1991."
Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!"
Suzuki jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the
teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little shit
if you ever say anything else I will have you killed."
Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to
Chandra Levy 2001."
The teacher fainted...
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