wife cooking!

Jon

New Member
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her
husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my
GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn
them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD!
WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to
STICK! Careful ... CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER
listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them!
Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't
forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt
them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What is wrong with you?
You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it
feels like when I'm driving with you in the car."
 

Dan S

New Member
A few years ago jon I made my wife get out and walk.

All she did was bitch bitch bitch ...your going too fast your going too slow turn here turn there.................. ~`eGads woman `ya dont like it walk . stop the car
so I did She got home a couple hours later
 

Jon

New Member
Dan I tried that once when she sort of back seat drove so I pulled over and said YOU Drive, fast reply you can walk home so I said OK and got out of the truck.

She sits there doing nothing, she won't drive the pickup truck.

Bet your wife never said a word about walking again.

Grant I am getting burned out getting ready to move on the 4th of Oct. Got one estimate yesterday and another today, man how prices have gone up for a move!

not burned out, more nervous as the eye operation gets closer and never have I felt nervous about an operation before.

We got a home in Walnut for now which is about 10 minutes from the grandkids. In a year will decide if we stay or move out of CA.
 

Jon

New Member
Slow down Mark, just Walnut, down here in So. CA, next to diamond Bar, older and better.
 

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