> This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley
> Davidson. One day he has
> finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the
> dealer. After he picks
> out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him about an
> old biker trick that will keep the chrome on his new
> bike free from rust.
>
> The dealer tells him that all he has to do is to
> keep a jar of Vaseline handy
> and put it on the chrome before it rains, and
> everything will be fine.
> A few months later, the young man meets a woman
> and falls in love.
>
> She asks him to come home and meet her parents over
> dinner. He readily accepts and the
> date is set. At the appointed time, he picks her
> up on his Harley and they ride to her parent's
> house.
> Before they go in, she tells him that they have a
> family tradition that whoever speaks first after
> dinner does the dishes.
>
> After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence
> waiting for the first person to break the silence
> and get stuck doing the
> dishes.
> After a long fifteen minutes, the young man
> decides to speed things up, so he
> reaches over and kisses his woman in front of her
> family. No one says a word.
>
> Emboldened, he slips his hand under her blouse
> and fondles her breasts.
> Still no one says a word. Finally, he throws her on
> the
> table and has sex with her in front of everyone. No
> one says a word. Now he
> is getting desperate, so he
> grabs her mother and throws HER on the table.
>
> They have even wilder sex.
> Still no one speaks.
>
> By now he is thinking what to do next when he hears
> thunder in the distance.
>
> His first thought is to protect the chrome on his
> Harley, so he gets his jacket, reaches in his pocket
> and pulls out his jar of
> Vaseline.
>
> The father says, "Okay da**it, I'll do the dishes!
>