Rough way to make a living

[Bridget]

I received a flyer in the mail and was stunned to see that this wash company listed Crime Scene Cleaning as one of their services.

I couldn't help but think....

You know you're washing in a rough area when....

You specialize in...chalk outlines, blood stain removal and gun powder residue.

You are contracted to arrive at a crime scene after the police

You are contracted to arrive at a crime scene before the police

You are required to register your wash wand as a personal protection device

You feel a tug at your hose only to discover that your truck is taking off down the road (this really happened to us)

If you have any to add....just shoot

 

[Shawn Perkins]

YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN A BAD AREA IF...

You use yellow caution tape and in about two hours ten
people ask you who got killed! (crime scene tape).


Shawn

 

[debi]

How about when the 250 pound Bull Mastiff chases you back into the truck??

 

[Mike Hughes]

There is a company in my area that specializes in crime scene cleanup. Morbid, but necessary.

 

[Walt Graner]

Good money in that. We've done it and still do when called. Watch for liability with body fluids.

Not fun