HI-Pressure
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Not the greatest at telling jokes but gave it a try.
Man decideds he needs a good guard dog so he goes down to the local pound. He goes to the first cage and hears the meanest looking German Shepard growling at him. He comments to the keeper "Thats one mean dog and I will take him". Keeper comments that dog ain't mean.
So they walk down to the next cage and notice a big, nasty, tough and growling Doberman. "That one is sure mean. I guess I will take him. Keeper says "that dog ain't mean. Let me show you a mean dog".
They walk down to the next cage. In the cage their lays a big old Saint Bernard licking his butt. Keeper says "This is the meanest dog we got". Guy says "that dog ain't mean but he sure is gross and discusting. Keeper says " Oh that dog is damn mean he is just trying to get the taste of that lawyer he ate out of his mouth"
Man decideds he needs a good guard dog so he goes down to the local pound. He goes to the first cage and hears the meanest looking German Shepard growling at him. He comments to the keeper "Thats one mean dog and I will take him". Keeper comments that dog ain't mean.
So they walk down to the next cage and notice a big, nasty, tough and growling Doberman. "That one is sure mean. I guess I will take him. Keeper says "that dog ain't mean. Let me show you a mean dog".
They walk down to the next cage. In the cage their lays a big old Saint Bernard licking his butt. Keeper says "This is the meanest dog we got". Guy says "that dog ain't mean but he sure is gross and discusting. Keeper says " Oh that dog is damn mean he is just trying to get the taste of that lawyer he ate out of his mouth"