Don't You Hate...

Telemarketers???????????????????????????????



I also hate people that forward unsolicited email usually but this one time I just had to pass it on. I also plan on doing it too as soon as my mail gets here today!!



I normally hate going through my mail but not anymore!





Andy Rooney's tips for telemarketers

Three Little Words That Work !!

(1)The three little words are: "Hold On, Please..."
Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of
hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more
time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.

Then when you eventually hear the phone company's "beep-beep-beep" tone,
you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has
efficiently completed its task.

These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting.

(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end?
This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and
records the time of day when a person answers the phone.

This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a "real"
sales person to call back and get someone at home.

What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is
to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times,
as quickly as possible. This confuses the machine that dialed the call
and it kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to
have your name in their system any longer !!!

(3) Junk Mail Help:
When you get "ads" enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return
these "ads" with your payment. Let the sending companies throw their own
junk mail away.

When you get those "pre-approved" letters in the mail for everything
from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw
away the return envelope.

Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right?
It costs them more than the regular 37 cents postage "IF" and when they
receive them back.

It costs them nothing if you throw them away! The postage was around 50
cents before! the last increase and it is according to the weight. In
that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in
these cool little, postage-paid return envelopes.

One of Andy Rooney's (60 minutes) ideas.
Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send a
pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get anything else that day, then
just send them their blank application back!

If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on
anything you send them.

You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep
them guessing! It still costs them 37 cents.

The banks and credit card companies are currently
getting a lot of their own junk back in the mail, but folks, we need to
OVERWHELM them. Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of junk
mail, and best of all they're paying for it...Twice!

Let's help keep our postal service busy since they are saying that
e-mail is cutting into their business profits, and that's why they need
to increase postage costs again. You get the idea !

If enough people follow these tips, it will work----
I am going to start doing it today!!



Henry
 

Kevin14606

New Member
That's a pretty freaking funny idea! We have the "Do not call" list here in NY, so i don't usually get telemarketers, but I like the mail idea. I'm going to start tonight!
 

Larry L.

PWN TEAM - Moderator Emeritus
If you haveta lick it to send it I just as soon throw it,it could become hadit forming,lol.
 

Dan S

New Member
I know this guy who claims he wipes his "buttocks" with that kind of mail and then sends it back to them. What a dude huh? he also said he would sometimes blow his nose,let the dog peeeeee on it, One time he stuck a chunk of doo doo in there................. etc........................ whatever he could think of............ I dont think he gets much mail anymore :)
 

oneness

New Member
Dan S said:
I know this guy who claims he wipes his "buttocks" with that kind of mail and then sends it back to them. What a dude huh? he also said he would sometimes blow his nose,let the dog peeeeee on it, One time he stuck a chunk of doo doo in there................. etc........................ whatever he could think of............ I dont think he gets much mail anymore :)

The thing is, some poor mail room clerk just making a living (barely) has to open that crap (literally).

I don't get why folks get so upset about junk mail...it is easy to sort through and toss what you don't want. Hell, how many of us use the mail to send out unsolicited advertising? Would YOU want one of your mailers coming back with someone's shit all over it?

Out of the many thousands of mailers I've sent out, I've gotten one back with a note saying "take me off your list". That's it. Some come back due to bad addresses, but that's it.

Phone solicitations are another thing! You're interrupting someone and demanding to talk to them on YOUR schedule. Mail lets them decide when and if they'll talk to you.
 

Mark

Moderator / Sponsor
I have been told that the bulk mail delivered by the
USPS helps cover the cost of the mail we send?
 

oneness

New Member
Mark said:
I have been told that the bulk mail delivered by the
USPS helps cover the cost of the mail we send?

Good point! The less mail they deliver, the more it's going to cost to deliver what they DO deliver...you can't expect them to cut costs if their business slows, can you? Afterall, they're the government!
 
I like the idea of sending stuff back.. I draw the line well before using it as a bathroom accesory first though.
I'm just sick of all the junk mail and phone calls. I'm already on the do not call list but it won't stop them all. I'd really love to find a way to torture email spammers though. Sorry but I don't need a lower interest rate and I sure don't have a need for blue pills or any type of enhancements..lol It's just getting crazy. I usually get about 75 emails a day and 25 of them are always trash.
 

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