Famous Proverbs.

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A few years ago I had a chance to visit the country of China. I made a point to see one of the greatest man made structures ever built in the Great Wall of China. Upon closer inspection of the structure there seemed to be what in America we would call graffitti written in places. As one that is in the pressure washing business, I asked my friend why the government had not removed the graffitti from such a great monument. My friend Buck Choy, proceded to translate the messages and I began to understand the governments decision to protect the great importance of the messages left on the wall. The messages I found were "Famous Proverbs". Here I'll share some of my translated findings.


Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.
War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
Man who drops watch in toilet bound to have crappy time.
Crowded elevator smells different to midget.

I hope nothing was lost in the translation, and most of all that we can learn something from this.
 

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