For you guys in PA. I hear this is for real

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Two men are driving through Pennsylvania when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The Trooper walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the Trooper smacks him on the head with the stick.

The driver says, "What the hell was that for?"

The Trooper answers, "Your in Pennsylvania son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."

The driver says, I'm sorry officer, I'm not from around here. The
Trooper runs a check on the guys license, and he is clean. He gives the guy his license back, walks around to the passenger side, and taps on the window.

The passenger rolls down the window, and WHACK, the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick. The passenger asks, "What'd you do that for?"

The Trooper says, "Just making your wish come true."

The passenger asks, "Making what wish come true?"

The Trooper says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say to your buddy, ' I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me'.
 

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