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GARFIELD
ON THE OIL CRISIS
YOU GOTTA LOVE GARFIELD 'S EXPLANATION
-- TOO CUTE & ALSO TOO TRUE!!!
A lot of folks can't understand
how we came to have an oil
shortage here in our country.
~~~
Well, there's a very simple answer.
~~~
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
~~~
We just didn't know we were getting low.
~~~
The reason for that is purely geographical.
~~~
Our oil is located in:
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Alaska
~~~
California
~~~
Coastal Florida
~~~
Coastal Louisiana
~~~
Coastal Alabama
~~~
Coastal Mississippi
~~~
Coastal Texas
~~~
North Dakota
~~~
Wyoming
~~~
Colorado
~~~
Kansas
~~~
Oklahoma
~~~
Pennsylvania
~~~
and
~~~
Texas
~~~
Our dipsticks
are located in DC
~~~
Any questions?
NO? Didn't think so. [2cool]
ON THE OIL CRISIS
YOU GOTTA LOVE GARFIELD 'S EXPLANATION
-- TOO CUTE & ALSO TOO TRUE!!!
A lot of folks can't understand
how we came to have an oil
shortage here in our country.
~~~
Well, there's a very simple answer.
~~~
Nobody bothered to check the oil.
~~~
We just didn't know we were getting low.
~~~
The reason for that is purely geographical.
~~~
Our oil is located in:
~~~
Alaska
~~~
California
~~~
Coastal Florida
~~~
Coastal Louisiana
~~~
Coastal Alabama
~~~
Coastal Mississippi
~~~
Coastal Texas
~~~
North Dakota
~~~
Wyoming
~~~
Colorado
~~~
Kansas
~~~
Oklahoma
~~~
Pennsylvania
~~~
and
~~~
Texas
~~~
Our dipsticks
are located in DC
~~~
Any questions?
NO? Didn't think so. [2cool]