I agree with Celeste. Take off the "freebie" stuff. I like the D.I.R.T.Y. acronym layout. And yes, this is a "cheap" flyer. You may get some work from your effort, but I'd rethink passing them along. If you have a decent color printer and Microsoft Publisher (even Word), you could do much better.
If you start your marketing efforts out with "cheap looking" materials, biz cards, etc., that's the impression you'll give to your prospects. There are a lot of ways to produce inexpensive marketing materials that have high quality appearance, and make you look more professional. In my opinion, you're better off not handing out "cheap" materials and leaving the prospect with a bad, first impression.
Hey, it costs money to make money. But you don't need to spend a mint to look like one! Good Luck.