A cop is out sandbaggin' his favorite stop sign one morning when he sees a guy roll through it and not stop. He chases the guy down and begins to admonish him.

"Sir, you have to stop at stop signs."

"But I slowed down."

"Yes sir but you didn't stop."

"Yes, but I did slow down."

"Sir, stop means a total ceasation of movement. You did not stop," the cop all but screamed.

"Well, yeah, but I DID slow down."

At that point the cop lost all composure and began beating the man abnout his head and shoulders with his night stick.

"Now asshole," he screamed, "do you want me to stop or slow down?"

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