Pete @ Sun Brite
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I think it's time we all got a few chuckles. We need to keep it clean, but you should post your favorite joke for the rest of us to enjoy. Actually, I don't know very many clean ones myself, so I guess I'm looking for some. But I'll start you off with one of my bad ones:
Two Southern Belles were talking about their different vacations. One of them has just returned from California and tells the other that there are men in California who make love to other men.
The other replies. "My, my! And what do they call those people?"
The first one says " They call them homosexuals. And you may also want to know that they also have women out there that make love to other women, and they call them lesbians.To top it off, they also have men out there that like to use their tongues on womens' ... Oh, lawdy!
The other replys, "My God, what do you call those men?"
She says, "Well, honey, I really don't know what they call them. But I called mine "Precious".
Two Southern Belles were talking about their different vacations. One of them has just returned from California and tells the other that there are men in California who make love to other men.
The other replies. "My, my! And what do they call those people?"
The first one says " They call them homosexuals. And you may also want to know that they also have women out there that make love to other women, and they call them lesbians.To top it off, they also have men out there that like to use their tongues on womens' ... Oh, lawdy!
The other replys, "My God, what do you call those men?"
She says, "Well, honey, I really don't know what they call them. But I called mine "Precious".