Sex Jokes. Don't read if you are easily offended

Cody

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<font color=e87400>Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed? A. A cherry float.
Q. What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? A. BEAT IT - we're closed.
Q. What's the difference between sin and shame? A. It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
Q. What's the speed limit of sex? A. 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
Q. Why is air a lot like sex? A. Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
Q. What's the difference between light and hard? A. You can sleep with a light on.
Q. Why is sex like a bridge game? A. You don't need a partner if you have a good hand. </font>
 

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