Starting new business

[Jon]

Hi all,

I am starting a new business and am offering specials this week.

All my work is guaranteed to be custom made and one of a kind.

Just think, buy one of these for your speical friend, have it made into a ring, necklace, earings, nose ring or any number of other things.

Orders being taken now, just understand that there can be delays in manufacturing these but all will be shipped in a timely manner.

Normally sells for $150.00 each.
This weeks special 2 for $250.00 plus labor (Labor time is a variable, measured by the amount of Vicodin taken).

Call Jon's Custom Stone Works
1-800-lovelystones
A few sample pictures follows:

 

[Scott Stone]

Gee Jon,
Do I get a discount? If I order Large quanities do I get a preferred rate? I was thinking in the neighborhood of 100-200. I would need them in the next week or so. Let me know, and I will work up a deal.
(I prefer no smooth stones. I am smooth enough by myself.)

Scott Stone

 

[Jon]

Scott,

I would love to fulfill your order but please bare in mind these are all one of a kind custom made and I am sure I could not manufature that many so quickly.

Howerver if you wish to prepay your order in greenbacks I am sure I can contact others and get your whole order filled.

As far as the shapes of STONES, there is NO guarantee as to all being smooth or not.

As the picture clearly shows you will get any combination of the three that show.

The ones that do not match up with the pictures are the truly priceless ones.

 

[Scott Stone]

I am sure that they bring a lot of blood, sweat and tears to manufacture. Unfortunately, just as there are Polo originals, etc. If they are not Jon's originals, I am not interested. I do question the kind of business that you are running, not assuring customer satisfaction. [boing] [boing] [spaz]
Scott

 

[Express clean]

i was in that business for 3 tears in a row if they are what i think makes it hard to wash while making those.