Words To Live By

Jon

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Notice! Take lettuce from the top of the stack, or heads will roll !


Well, if Jerry Springer isn't educational TV, why does it make me feel so much smarter?

A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.

I tried to get in touch with my inner child but he isn't allowed to talk to strangers.

I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself.

We're lucky to have C-SPAN, Not many countries can watch their government in action.

I must be following my diet too closely, I keep gaining on it.

Welcome to Megacomputer's 24 hour helpline, if you have been waiting LESS than 24-hours please remain on the line.

Whenever I'm in a mood to watch the world go by, I just keep to the posted speed limit.

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Beep beep, the OPC Roadrunner coming through.

Jon Fleischer
Oasis Pressure Cleaning
(909) 792-2247
Fax (909) 792-5633
 

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