Search results

Heaven or Hell! While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator (that may be redundant) was hit by a bus and died. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to heaven," says St.. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom...

GARFIELD ON THE OIL CRISIS YOU GOTTA LOVE GARFIELD 'S EXPLANATION -- TOO CUTE & ALSO TOO TRUE!!! A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We...

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you would have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you would have $0.00 today. But...

Inner Peace: The real truth! If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, If you can...

Did I win the first to post on the New Board award? What is the award?

Happy New Year!

This should give the younger generation something to think about! :)

WHY I AM DEPRESSED Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land." Nearly 75 years ago (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your...

Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right,FEMALE hormones! Last month, April 2009, Sydney University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption...

What do you think of the stimulus plan? :confused: Something worth thinking about: <embed src="http://blip.tv/play/gdR87oVpjuE5" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="390" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed> P.S. Mutiple choice is ok on poll.

For those of us who like to keep the computer screen clean. Here is the solution! Computer Screen Cleaner[spin]

I was looking to add more memory to my desktop computer, when I noticed the link on the left for Crucial Techologies for more ram. Great deal I got the memory for 25% of what it would have cost me at Best Buy.[whatup] I am still a little behind the times with the upgrade, I will have...

Election day is coming, who are you voting for and why. :confused: .

Subject: A bit of levity: "And then the fight started..."[whatup] When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.... so, I took her to a gas station.... And then the fight started...

Here is a link to a hydration / heat related page. Hydration especially important during hot weather Remember drink plenty of water while working in the heat!:burn:

STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters.... S.T.R. If everyone can remember something this simple, we could save some folks. Seriously.. Please read: STROKE IDENTIFICATION: During a BBQ, a friend stumbled and took a little fall - she assured everyone that she was fine (they...

This would be a great joke if it didn't come so close to reality. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) WASHINGTON, DC - Congress is considering sweeping legislation which will provide new benefits for many Americans. The Americans With No Abilities Act (AWNAA) is being hailed as...

A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. He looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an Ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a...

Check it out if you are in to computer games! www.simplyfreegames.com