Blonde Joke

#1
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports
car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug
through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied,
"It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse,

looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.

"Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop!"
 
#4
LOL! Heres another one:

A young blonde woman in Charleston, SC, was so depressed that she
decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Cooper River.

She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water
when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the
dock, crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look, you have so much
to live for. I'm off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can
stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food
every day."

Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulders and added,
"I'll keep you happy, and you'll keep me happy."
The girl nodded yes. After all, what did she have to lose? Perhaps a
fresh start in Europe would give her life new meaning.
That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.
From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a
piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later, during a routine inspection, she was discovered
by the captain. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "I
get food and a trip to Europe, and he's screwing me."

"He certainly is," the captain said. "This is the Fort Sumter Tour
Boat, and we never leave Charleston."
 

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