Recent content by Wolfe

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    A cop is out sandbaggin' his favorite stop sign one morning when he sees a guy roll through it and not stop. He chases the guy down and begins to admonish him. "Sir, you have to stop at stop signs." "But I slowed down." "Yes sir but you didn't stop." "Yes, but I did slow down."...
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    Anyone know why men name their penis? (penises?...peni? Oh well, you get the point.)
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    Because they can't stand the thought of a complete stranger making 90% of their decisions.
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    True to form

    In response to a rumor of a class action suit by several female mid-managers, a fortune 100 company, that had NO female presidents or vice-presidents, hired a consulting firm to review its human diversity policies. After an exhaustive review the consultants came in and told the CEO of the...
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    Pledge Of Allegiance Outlawed!

    It seems strange to me that the same men who put forth the "concept" of Seperation of Church and State are the SAME men who adjourned the first session of the Supreme Court only after a FIVE HOUR PRAYER VIGILE in which they prayed that their deliberations would reflect a "God-minded approach to...
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    Cooling Down :)

    Rain Oh Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, careful what you wish for. I'm in Florida and last year when half the state was on fire I promised God I'd never again complain about the rain. It's rained on me for 26 straight days now...and I still haven't griped about it. I have fussed...
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    I have been asked to clean a driveway by someone who has a washer and has used it on the drive already. His problem, and mine, is that there are dark spots in the concrete that won't come out. It appears that the previous owner allowed the mold and mildew to build up and stay indefinately and...
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    I think I've seen that locally. Give me a couple of days and I'll let you know. Thanks.
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    Ron, What was the soap you like best but can't get, and who makes it? Sometimes I can get wholesellers and distributors to work with me on lot sizes...sometimes I can't...but you never know 'til you try.:rolleyes: